homoelitism:

mtf? ftm? no. i’m htc. human to cryptid. i live in the woods now and eat leaves, please do not talk to me it’ll ruin my reputation among the other creatures.

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hey macklemore can i get your autograph

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queenwhiskey:

Not unless you’re gay man

what??

I said not unless you’re gay man

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themattyhealy:

anyone remember hozier? that wild son of a gun loved church

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how many dicks can 1 person suck humanely at once
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